Cold as a dog's tail on a Saturday Night

Hello all of you friends, or irritating other people,
It is so cold here today in oHIo, that my toenail polish is turning purple! Brrrrrr, what the heck happened to Spring?!?!?!?!
Am I expected to type in this frigid gallery! Come on, somebody---anybody--BUY SOME ART! I need some heat in this place! Contribute to the 'Furnace Fund'. !!!!
This reminds me of my days in the Anti-Artic! That's right, I said, "anti-artic"........it was colder that Alaska there! Thank you feds for relocating me to 'sunny Ohio'. Don't they have any re-location programs in the Bahamas!

My Fingers Hurt

They said that I had been laying on the piano, drinking wine for long enough; they said I had to find a paying job! Don't these people know that we are in a recession!!!
Well, I found one--I am now a secretary, or 'administrative assistant', depending on which resume' you read!
I have a desk that I am tied to, and now my fingers hurt.
(don't tell anyone, but I have stashed my glass of wine in the drawer!) Recession-lacession-crecession.............who cares!